Every once in awhile during a normal conversation around the office someone says something so entertaining that it must be recorded. Enter the Official Increo Quote Board — a small whiteboard (which recently became two small whiteboards) that is dedicated to housing the “brilliant” things that we all say during the course of the day. These quotes range from nonsensical to absurd, but it is always clear when one belongs on the board. There will be brief pause after someone says something particularly noteworthy and then someone will blurt out: “That belongs on the board.” Below I’ve included a few of them for your enjoyment.

“We can do pain-in-the-***. We just can’t do impossible.”

“We now have six out of two approvals.”

“My first thought is, someone’s going to jack this yurt.”

“This is because I almost murdered Thelma.” (Thelma, of course, is one of our servers)

“I’m not a human diff, and not only am I sure of that, I’m quite pleased.”

Hopefully this gives you a small idea of some of the fun we have around the office while building great software. Keep an eye out for more office antics in the future!